1. thorgyorgy:

    My gay ass opening a bottle of champagne in front of my relatives at Christmas

    (via barebacktothefuture)

     

  2. trinketmattel:

    may i please have bréad

    (via barebacktothefuture)

     
     


  3. alexander:

    When they finally restock the local CVS with extra small condoms.

    (via ruinedchildhood)

     

  4. chileanprince:

    “No” lmfaoooo

    (Source: laurenxconrad, via ruinedchildhood)

     
     

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  7. transgirlnausicaa:

    pseudo-euphoria:

    I’m literally screaming??

    literally me and my mom actually

    (via pastelpepsi)

     

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  9. biomerge:

    I HAVE BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MIN

    (Source: trapcard, via ruinedchildhood)

     

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